Max German
Dorchester, MA
Dorchester, MA
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I live in Dorchester and know the exact sharp-elbowed altruism that makes a Masshole a Masshole. We’ll help you change a flat tire, then honk at you for being too slow to bang a U-ey. My friends call me a walking caricature - the accent, the rough edges, the daily Dunks. I take it as a compliment. Being a Masshole means you’re proud of it, never ashamed. My order: large hot, 1 cream 1 sugar. None of that syrupy junk and certainly never Starbucks.
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THE VOICE OF LOGAN. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Limited to residents of Massachusetts, 18 and older. Void where prohibited. Entry Submission Period begins at 12:00 AM ET on 9/14/2026 and ends at 11:59 PM ET on 10/4/2026. Limit one entry per person. Potential winner is subject to eligibility verification and compliance with the Official Rules. See Official Rules. Sponsor: Massachusetts Port Authority, One Harborside Drive, Suite 200S, East Boston, MA 02128.
